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# A man asked Sardarji:
A man asked Sardarji,
why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
# Sardarji opens his lunch box:
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
# He done his work:
Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
# Open the zip and do:
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
# A man to Santa:
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”
# Sardarji is not sleeping:
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
# Ek Sardar:
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
